Freeman's Mind： Episode 63-nOYwSwADVxs.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

#200:00:21,747→00:00:23,585

So, what's this guy's story?

#300:00:23,585→00:00:26,866

He came here and he died. The end.

#400:00:26,866→00:00:27,801

Nrgh!

#500:00:30,599→00:00:31,843

Uh...

#600:00:31,843→00:00:34,262

I think I'm in the wrong place?

#700:00:34,262→00:00:36,000

This isn't--Ow! Fuck...

#800:00:36,927→00:00:41,615

Don't distract me! I've got... other... things on my mind.

#900:00:41,615→00:00:44,599

Would it be too much to ask for this thing to ignore me?

#1000:00:44,599→00:00:46,167

Yeah, yeah it would.

#1100:00:48,047→00:00:49,599

That should scare it off, huh?

#1200:00:49,599→00:00:53,923

Maybe I killed it. It's just limping its final moments now.

#1300:00:53,923→00:00:56,901

No, that's not really limping, huh? This should help.

#1400:00:57,932→00:00:58,767

Bye!

#1500:00:59,461→00:01:00,676

Did I miss?

#1600:01:00,676→00:01:02,267

Here, let's do this right.

#1700:01:02,267→00:01:04,901

I cannot think of a better use...

#1800:01:06,214→00:01:07,807

There we go!

#1900:01:07,807→00:01:09,767

But, just in case... let me in!

#2000:01:09,767→00:01:10,293

Le--

#2100:01:10,293→00:01:13,982

[screaming]

#2200:01:13,982→00:01:14,959

I'M FREAKING OUT!

#2300:01:14,959→00:01:16,545

I'M FREAKING OUT! I LIED!

#2400:01:16,545→00:01:17,874

I'M FREAKING OUT!

#2500:01:17,874→00:01:20,486

DIE! DIE! DIE!

#2600:01:20,486→00:01:21,800

DIE AGAIN!

#2700:01:21,800→00:01:22,977

DIE MORE!

#2800:01:22,977→00:01:24,445

[The Gonarch squeals]

#2900:01:24,445→00:01:26,634

Wihhhh-oooooooooo!

#3000:01:27,872→00:01:29,820

YOUR TERMS ARE UNACCEPTABLE!

#3100:01:29,820→00:01:30,601

WAH!

#3200:01:32,283→00:01:37,234

AND QUIT SHOOTING YOUR WHITE... SPIDER-WEB... HELL MILK!

#3300:01:39,112→00:01:40,259

[The Gonarch squeals]

#3400:01:40,259→00:01:41,885

Mroooooowwwwwww...

#3500:01:41,885→00:01:43,747

[The Gonarch cries]

#3600:01:43,747→00:01:46,784

Mrraaaaaaaaa...

#3700:01:48,099→00:01:49,685

[The Gonarch cries]

#3800:01:49,685→00:01:52,000

Mrraaaaaa...

#3900:01:53,482→00:01:54,156

Ow!

#4000:01:54,156→00:01:56,298

THANK YOU FOR YOUR INPUT!

#4100:01:56,298→00:01:58,218

THAT'S VERY INSIGHTFUL!

#4200:01:58,218→00:02:00,267

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT IT!

#4300:02:01,194→00:02:02,467

WHERE ARE YOU?!

#4400:02:03,244→00:02:07,074

I don't need to hear your opinion; I already know what it is!

#4500:02:07,074→00:02:11,035

Oh, boy. What a day, what a day, what a day...

#4600:02:11,035→00:02:12,801

Well, that thing ran off.

#4700:02:12,801→00:02:16,499

That's about the first good thing that's happened since I got here.

#4800:02:16,499→00:02:18,599

So, what's the story on this guy?

#4900:02:18,599→00:02:22,653

Was he killed by the monster or did he just... fall?

#5000:02:22,653→00:02:26,155

You know, that other researcher was hanging half on the ledge,

#5100:02:26,155→00:02:28,896

like he was just fucking dumped there.

#5200:02:28,896→00:02:35,199

I have a theory: we may have sent a LOT of researchers out here... like, hundreds.

#5300:02:35,199→00:02:39,210

We didn't really know where to point the teleporter so we just guessed?

#5400:02:39,210→00:02:42,202

I'm not seeing too many because look around.

#5500:02:42,202→00:02:44,822

The odds of hitting one of these islands out of this...

#5600:02:44,822→00:02:48,208

gaseous cloud is kind of slim.

#5700:02:48,208→00:02:51,701

Oh, is that another teleporter? Oh, that would be perfect! Yeah!

#5800:02:52,554→00:02:53,841

[screaming]

#5900:02:53,841→00:02:55,316

Christ...

#6000:02:55,316→00:02:58,200

Hey, this isn't a teleporter; it's just a puddle!

#6100:02:59,438→00:03:01,394

What are YOU looking at?

#6200:03:01,394→00:03:03,755

Stupid aliens...

#6300:03:03,755→00:03:05,038

Hup!

#6400:03:05,038→00:03:05,629

Oof!

#6500:03:05,629→00:03:08,020

Well, better than the other way.

#6600:03:08,020→00:03:11,732

But yeah, I bet it was raining researchers all over the place.

#6700:03:11,732→00:03:12,885

That would explain why there have been

#6800:03:12,885→00:03:16,105

random batteries and first aid kits lying around.

#6900:03:16,105→00:03:18,334

They probably got scattered in the falls.

#7000:03:18,334→00:03:22,488

Oh, God! Is there no other around?

#7100:03:22,488→00:03:24,550

[sighs]

#7200:03:24,550→00:03:26,215

Well, I'm out of rockets!

#7300:03:26,215→00:03:30,297

I guess I'll go with the MP5; it has the grenade launcher.

#7400:03:30,297→00:03:32,982

I don't understand how that thing is still alive!

#7500:03:32,982→00:03:36,999

I've taken down TANKS with the firepower I've blasted into it.

#7600:03:36,999→00:03:41,433

That thing didn't look like a cyborg. I didn't see any armored plating.

#7700:03:41,433→00:03:43,747

Hey, what was it that guy in the lab said?

#7800:03:43,747→00:03:47,608

There's some sort of creature, I'll know when I see it?

#7900:03:47,608→00:03:48,963

Well, I found it.

#8000:03:48,963→00:03:53,352

So, if I kill it, does that mean that they'll teleport me back? That'd be nice.

#8100:03:53,352→00:03:54,951

No. They won't.

#8200:03:54,951→00:03:55,801

What's this?

#8300:03:56,344→00:03:58,791

Oh my God, there are rockets in here!

#8400:03:58,791→00:04:01,799

This brings me closer to my comfort zone.

#8500:04:01,799→00:04:04,314

But, yeah, they're not going to teleport me back.

#8600:04:04,314→00:04:06,053

This was a one-way trip.

#8700:04:06,053→00:04:07,921

[rumbling sound] Just like all the others.

#8800:04:07,921→00:04:09,834

[screaming]

#8900:04:10,759→00:04:13,171

I didn't expect that!

#9000:04:13,171→00:04:15,737

Oh... shit.

#9100:04:15,737→00:04:21,388

Well NOW would be a great time for it to NOT charge.

#9200:04:21,388→00:04:24,072

How is this thing alive?

#9300:04:24,072→00:04:26,302

I need one of those mech-suits like in Alien

#9400:04:26,302→00:04:28,788

so where I can just throw it off into the void.

#9500:04:28,788→00:04:33,337

I'd need a lot of mass, though; this thing really throws its weight around.

#9600:04:33,337→00:04:37,555

Yeah, that's good. You just... stay there.

#9700:04:37,555→00:04:39,739

I have a present for you.

#9800:04:39,739→00:04:44,434

As the Ambassador of Earth, I wish to give you this gift on behalf of my people.

#9900:04:45,590→00:04:48,318

Actually, I have a few, you can have all of them.

#10000:04:48,318→00:04:51,508

It's what my planet would've wanted, I'm sure of it.

#10100:04:51,508→00:04:54,135

But, more importantly, it's what I want.

#10200:04:54,135→00:04:57,553

I guess I'm not really the best ambassador come to think of it,

#10300:04:57,553→00:04:59,528

but, hey, I'm all you get.

#10400:04:59,528→00:05:04,052

Okay, now just keep standing there; this is a very important part of the ceremony.

#10500:05:04,052→00:05:07,410

We have to get the photos and attend the luncheon...

#10600:05:07,410→00:05:09,000

All right, say cheese!

#10700:05:10,071→00:05:12,167

Diplomacy breaks out!

#10800:05:13,490→00:05:15,801

NO! STAY THERE! YOU'LL RUIN THE SHOT!

#10900:05:16,598→00:05:17,914

IS THIS A JOKE?!

#11000:05:17,914→00:05:19,200

WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

#11100:05:20,665→00:05:21,567

[screaming]

#11200:05:22,502→00:05:25,012

NOTHING'S IMMUNE TO EXPLOSIVES!

#11300:05:25,012→00:05:26,651

Oh, shit! I'm out!

#11400:05:26,651→00:05:28,110

IS THIS A GOD?!

#11500:05:28,110→00:05:30,232

AM I FIGHTING GOD?!

#11600:05:30,232→00:05:32,167

IS THIS WHAT GOD LOOKS LIKE?!

#11700:05:35,405→00:05:35,968

Blah!

#11800:05:36,412→00:05:38,667

This isn't what I pictured at all!

#11900:05:39,641→00:05:41,210

YEAH! LEAVE ME ALONE!

#12000:05:41,210→00:05:43,162

I'M A SINNER! WHATEVER!

#12100:05:43,162→00:05:45,942

I'M NOT READY FOR YOUR TRUTH!

#12200:05:45,942→00:05:47,879

DID YOU HEAR ME?!

#12300:05:47,879→00:05:49,818

Oh, you're going to throw things at me?!

#12400:05:49,818→00:05:51,801

FINE! I'LL THROW THINGS AT YOU!

#12500:05:52,669→00:05:54,128

NO! NO!

#12600:05:54,128→00:05:55,200

DON'T--!

#12700:05:55,200→00:05:55,734

NO!

#12800:05:56,908→00:05:59,056

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

#12900:05:59,056→00:06:01,227

THEOLOGISTS DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT!

#13000:06:01,227→00:06:03,234

NONE OF THE MAJOR RELIGIONS COVER THIS!

#13100:06:04,787→00:06:06,234

NOT EVEN CLOSE!

#13200:06:08,875→00:06:11,317

NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!

#13300:06:11,317→00:06:16,567

Ah! I don't like where this is going; I'll eventually run out of ammo!

#13400:06:19,016→00:06:20,463

But you'll--Ah!

#13500:06:20,463→00:06:21,334

Ah!

#13600:06:21,783→00:06:24,834

But you'll never run out of being an alien!

#13700:06:27,872→00:06:33,660

A wise man once said, "Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ."

#13800:06:33,660→00:06:36,103

Y'know, I have a new theory:

#13900:06:36,103→00:06:41,728

I think, instead of teleporting me, maybe the scientists just blew up the universe.

#14000:06:41,728→00:06:44,787

We found a way to do it --we were really motivated--

#14100:06:44,787→00:06:48,509

but since I was wearing this suit, I survived

#14200:06:48,509→00:06:52,185

and that's why all I see are other people wearing this suit

#14300:06:52,185→00:06:56,567

and the laws of reality and everything else just got scrambled a little bit?

#14400:06:57,645→00:06:58,200

Whup!

#14500:06:59,208→00:07:04,068

No, that can't be right. Then my weapons wouldn't still be here.

#14600:07:04,068→00:07:04,868

What?

#14700:07:05,582→00:07:07,294

Oh. Hello.

#14800:07:07,294→00:07:08,726

Oh, wait, that's right.

#14900:07:08,726→00:07:11,334

Sorry. I'm a little out of it.

#15000:07:12,579→00:07:14,158

Hold still.

#15100:07:14,158→00:07:15,367

Ow! Fuck...

#15200:07:16,012→00:07:19,033

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the universe still exists.

#15300:07:20,916→00:07:24,402

That's kind of too bad because the alternatives...

#15400:07:24,402→00:07:25,717

What's this?

#15500:07:25,717→00:07:27,422

Rockets!

#15600:07:27,422→00:07:32,653

I kind of hope I don't need these; they're giving me nothing but bad memories.

#15700:07:32,653→00:07:37,081

Oh, a pad thing, huh? That's convenient in a pain-in-the-ass way.

#15800:07:37,081→00:07:37,916

Bwah!

#15900:07:37,916→00:07:38,601

Ow!

#16000:07:40,247→00:07:40,934

OW!

#16100:07:41,911→00:07:43,456

Don't TOUCH me!

#16200:07:43,456→00:07:46,236

I'd burn this whole place down if I could.

#16300:07:46,236→00:07:50,654

And is there REALLY no other way besides THIS cave?!

#16400:07:50,654→00:07:52,020

THIS CAVE?!

#16500:07:52,020→00:07:54,025

[growling]

#16600:07:54,025→00:07:56,382

Hey, that rock's levitating.

#16700:07:56,382→00:07:57,906

It's not even spinning.

#16800:07:57,906→00:08:01,054

All those explosives didn't cause any air currents?

#16900:08:01,054→00:08:06,008

Y'know, I got these rockets off the dead guys; maybe they're just dummy rounds.

#17000:08:06,008→00:08:09,444

After all, if we had hundreds of researchers falling from the sky,

#17100:08:09,444→00:08:12,597

you don't want to equip all of them. That's a waste.

#17200:08:12,597→00:08:16,050

Yeah, those scientists aren't going to teleport me back.

#17300:08:16,050→00:08:18,670

I mean, for starters, I'd beat the shit out of them.

#17400:08:18,670→00:08:23,451

I might kill them, I don't know. It depends on what they would say.

#17500:08:23,451→00:08:26,100

Well, so far, so not dead.

#17600:08:28,316→00:08:29,859

Fuck bubbles...

#17700:08:29,859→00:08:31,583

Oh, it's running!

#17800:08:31,583→00:08:34,810

Good! I like-- Whoa! Kind of slick.

#17900:08:34,810→00:08:37,646

No! I'm sliding! NOOO!

#18000:08:37,646→00:08:41,033

Oh, that's right. Low gravity. This is still shit.

#18100:08:42,592→00:08:46,236

GOD! GET OFF MY FACE! YOU'RE LIKE HOPPING LEECHES!

#18200:08:46,236→00:08:49,096

WHAT?! ENJOYING THE SHOW?!

#18300:08:49,096→00:08:51,987

HEY, I'VE GOT SOME LEFT!

#18400:08:51,987→00:08:53,801

MAY AS WELL USE THEM, RIGHT?!

#18500:08:55,231→00:08:58,334

Oh! That was a good one! Hey, I've got one more!

#18600:08:59,392→00:09:01,067

Yeah! Oh, fuck!

#18700:09:02,286→00:09:03,959

STAY ON YOUR SIDE!

#18800:09:03,959→00:09:06,989

THAT'S YOUR SIDE! STAY ON YOUR SIDE!

#18900:09:06,989→00:09:08,747

Shit! Shit!

#19000:09:08,747→00:09:10,249

Oh, did I--?

#19100:09:10,249→00:09:12,117

Pluh! No!

#19200:09:12,117→00:09:13,257

Yes!

#19300:09:13,257→00:09:13,876

No!

#19400:09:13,876→00:09:15,722

God! Stop it!

#19500:09:15,722→00:09:17,587

Christ, I can't see!

#19600:09:17,587→00:09:19,176

Where--?!

#19700:09:19,176→00:09:20,442

BLAAAAAAAAH!

#19800:09:20,442→00:09:22,822

GOD! GET ME OUT OF HERE! ANYTHING!

#19900:09:22,822→00:09:24,667

[fzzt] What?!